Jews
Nigers
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- (Man says) Did you hear about the
New Jewish sports car?
- (Woman says) no.
- (MAn) It stops on a dime and picks
it up to!!
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- What is the cheapest candy in the
world???
- A. Jew-Jewbs.
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- How do they take the sensus in
Israel?
- They roll a nickle down the street
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- What do jews do when they are
cold?
- They sit around a candle!!
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- What do they do when they are
really cold??
- They light it!!
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- Why did the Jews wander in the
desert for 40 years?
- Somebody dropped a quarter.
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- If Tazan and Jane were jewish what
would cheeta be?
- a: A fur coat
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- Have you heard of the big-nosed
Jewish pancake maker?
- Aunt Jewmima
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- Why did Hitler commit suicide?
- A. He got the gas bill.
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- How was copper wire invented?
- Two jews fighting over a penny.
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- Roses are redish, Violits are
bluish,if it wasn't for Christmas we'd all be jewish.
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- How do you get 50 jews in a taxi?
- Drop a coin in.
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- Why do Jews have thick windows?
- So their kids don't hear the
ice-cream truck.
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- GOD SAID TO MOSES "COME
FORTH" BUT HE TRIPPED AND CAME FIFTH .
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- Q:what is the job of a jewish
football player
- A:to get the quater back.
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- What's the difference between a
Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips!
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- Why do Jewish people have big
noses? Air is free.
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- Q: Why do niggers have flat noses?
- A: That's where GOD put his feet
when he was pulling off their tails.
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- Q: Why don't niggers have check
books?
- A: They find it too hard to sign
their names in spray paint.
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- Q: What's the definition of nigger
foreplay?
- A: Don't scream bitch or I'll kill
you.
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- Q: Why don't niggers like country
music?
- A: When they hear the words
"hoe-down" they think their sister's been shot.
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- Q: Did you hear of the new Black
Barbie?
- A: It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and
a welfare check.
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- Q: What's the difference between a
nigger and a pizza?
- A: A pizza can feed a family of
four.
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- Q: What is the definition for
'Mass Confusion'?
- A: Father's Day in Harlem.
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- Q: Why can niggers fuck all night?
- A: Because they don't have to get
up the next morning and go to work!
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- Q: Why do white people tan if they
get some sun, but burn if they get too much?
- A: God didn't want any more
niggers.
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- Q: What do you say when you wake
up in the middle of the night and see....your TV floating?
- A: Drop it nigger!
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- Q: What do niggers and apples have
in common?
- A: They both look good hanging
from trees.
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- Q: What do you say to a black man
in uniform?
- A: "I'll have a Big Mac with
cheese and a coke."
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- Q: Who won the race down the
tunnel, the nigger or the Pole?
- A: The Pole because the nigger had
to stop to write "motherfucker" on the wall.
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- Q: Why do niggers hate aspirin?
- A: Because they're white, they
work, and you have to dig ....through cotton to get 'em.
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- Q: How come there were no black
people in the Flintstones?
- A: They were all apes back then.
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- Q: What did the black kid get for
Christmas?
- A: My bike.
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- Q: Why do niggers call white
people "honkies"?
- A: That's the last noise they hear
before the white people run them over.
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- Q: Why do nigger women eat
watermelon with their panties off?
- A: To keep the flies off the
watermelon.
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- Q: How was break dancing invented?
- A: By black kids stealing hubcaps
from moving cars.
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- Q: Why were the evolutionists
wrong when they asserted that ....man evolved from apes?
- A: Because we all know that apes
evolved from niggers.
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- Q: What's white, 8 feet long and
wrapped round a lump of shit?
- A: A turban.
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- Q: What do you call four niggers
in a new Cadillac?
- A: Grand Theft Auto.
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- Q: What are the six words you
never ever want to hear?
- A: "Hi, I be yo' new
neighbor."
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- Q: How do you save a drowning
nigger?
- A: Wave his welfare check over his
head.
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- Q. Why don't sharks attack
niggers?
- A. They mistake them for whale
shit.
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- Q: What is 10 niggers in bottom of
river?
- A: Pollution.
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- Q: What is 10000000 in bottom of
river?
- A: Solution.
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- Q: Why do decent white folk shop
at nigger yard sales?
- A: To get all their stuff back, of
course!
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- Q: What do you call a white woman
who dates a black man?
- A: Color blind!
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- Q: Who were the three most famous
women in black history?
- A: Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and
Mother Fucker!
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- Q: What do nigger kids call the
easter bunny?
- A: Dinner.
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- Q: What's black and white and red
all over?
- A: A Ku Klux Klan house-warming
party!
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- Q: How do you get a nigger out of
a tree?
- A: Cut the rope.
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- Q: How do you tell if a nigger is
lying?
- A: See if his lips are moving.
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- Q: What are two things you cant
give a nigger?
- A: An education and a job!
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- Q: What are two more things you
can't give a Nigger?
- A: A black eye and a fat lip!
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- Q: What do you call a white guy
surrounded by three blacks?
- A: A victim.
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- Q: What do you call a white guy
surrounded by 10 blacks?
- A: Coach
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- Q: Why did god create orgasms?
- A: So niggers know when to stop.
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- Q: Why did god give niggers
rhythm?
- A: Because he fucked up their
hair, nose and lips.
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- Q: Why do lions in Africa go
around licking each other's assholes?
- A: To get the taste of niggers out
of their mouths.
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- Q: What do you call 32 niggers in
a room?
- A: A full set of teeth
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- Q: What do you call a black
priest?
- A: Holy Shit!
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- Q: What do you call a nigger in a
park with his fly open?
- A: A rapist.
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- Q: How come Jesse Jackson lost the
vote of most niggers?
- A: He promised to create jobs for
them if elected.